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THE CYNIC WEEKLY STORYLINES 2007
scream Sonja, scream For the Week of Jan 1 - Jan 5
Happy New Year windstorm. Power outages disturb Scott and Doyle's New Year, as well as Sonja and Heather upstairs.
scott is shocked by power outage For the Week of Jan 8 - Jan 12
The power outage continues and Scott and Doyle have to seek refuge with the girls upstairs. But sharing a bed is pretty awkward...
For the Week of Jan 15 - Jan 19
Remember the guy who took off in a huff because of being accused of racism? Well, he's back.
For the Week of Jan 22 - Jan 26
Kevin explains where he's been since he disappeared, including making money under the table using illegals.
Maid stereotype For the Week of Jan 29 - Feb 02
Sonja is on another one of her feminist liberal missions: this time to protest the stereotype of Hispanic maids finding dead bodies.
Latina Myths may be true For the Week of Feb 05 - Feb 09
Sonja is continuing her quest to end Latina Maid Stereotyping by flying down to Hollywood for a protest. But flying these days can be hell.
hairdo For the Week of Feb 12 - Feb 16
The finale to the Hispanic Maid protest storyline. Sonja has no clothes to wear except to borrow Heather's. Not a good idea.
Scott plays Yu-Gi-Oh For the Week of Feb 19 - Feb 23
Scott wants to make his own fantasy card game, er, rather he wants to rip off the success of Yu-Gi-Oh.
Business plan writeup For the Week of Feb 26 - Mar 2
Heather's boyfriend tells her to start her own business. But what does a blonde know about business?
I'm sexy Heather For the Week of Mar 5 - Mar 9
Heather begins her Pornocise classes, but as usual Scott won't leave her alone.
Agh! I lost money! For the Week of Mar 12 - Mar 16
Scott plays the stock market and craps out.
noose For the Week of Mar 19 - Mar 23
Prank wars, someone might get hurt.
beat the shit out of your neighbor For the Week of April 2 - April 6
Kevin rents out his duplex to Muslims; one Sunni, one Shiite.
need a napkin For the Week of April 9 - April 13
Sonja is being pushed into buying a condo. And she may ditch Heather as a roommate.
My name is Scott For the Week of April 16 - April 20
Sonja figures out that she can qualify for a bigger home loan using Kevin's good credit. Plus a strip about the Virginia Tech Shooting.
I'm evil For the Week of April 23 - April 27
The tale of the Jekyll and Hyde loan officer. She'll seduce you and then screw you.
slapped silly For the Week of April 30 - May 4
The girls have had it with Scott spying on them. They give him an ultimatum and he may have to accept unless he want's to go to jail.
Doyle regrets For the Week of May 7- May 11
Scott starts attending pervert therapy. Doyle attends too and is accused of being an enabler to Scott's twisted deeds.
For the Week of May 14- May 18
Scott may be a lost cause. But you can still laugh at his antics.

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